The dog is about to steal the steak while the human is distracted with loud noises in the other room
The other day I woofed at my dog. He’s used to it, he gets playful. So I woofed, and woofed again, and then I said: ‘Hey, Art, do you know that woof is an example of onomatopoeia?’
Then I repeated onomatopoeia several times and woofed at the dog again.
If dogs can indeed understand us, I’m pretty sure my dog thinks I’m the biggest weirdo he’s met.